Chicken flavored ketchup?
Or perhaps it’s soylent green flavor? Six factory workers drowned in a vat of ketchup. It’s a sticky situation that would have never happened if someone hadn’t been extra thick about safety...
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There are lots of condiments out there, but only a few of them are worth it. Some of you losers think that ketchup is the best one. You’re boring and should feel bad. Some of you sheeple out there...
View ArticleEven ketchup is kinky in Germany
Remember those six months QR codes were hot? Apparently they’re still a thing in Germany, and they’re making ketchup sexy again. A man scanned the QR code on his bottle of ketchup to learn more about a...
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